THE JU: Asshole of the Year

So this fine night Em and i, and our friend alyssa went to see the movie Twighlight
of course whenever we get together hilarity (spelling?) ensues, so walking into the movie the three of us were cracking up and we decide to sit in three empty seats, leaving one seat between me and the couple next to me.
Well the guy in the couple quickly proved himself to be the asshole of the year.
Now let me paint a picture for you:
heavy guy, greasy long hair, nast beard, all black wardrobe fedora
heavy girl, chin length red hair, all black wardrobe, top hat

Instantly i hear asshole complaining about how they have to sit next to us. i hear things like
"ooh (blank) won't appreciate this. should i do the noble thing or the selfish thing? teenage girls are so nauseating. this movie better be worth it"

well i guess he decided to do the "noble thing" and sit next to me apparently saving his unseen friend from the horrors of a 17 year old girl in a movie theater.
a disgusted "hi" oozes from between his yellow teeth to which i reply
"what's up dude?" which is a basic greeting to anyone where i come from
about 2 minutes later he decides for no reason that he can't handle sitting next to me and returns to his original seat mumbling about teenage girls. well later the third person in his party arrives and sits next to me and this chick smells bad
i mean BAD
and the three of them continue to complain about everything that they are predicting that we are going to do
so when Em and Alyssa ask me if i want to leave (because they can't deal with the smell) i agree because i don't want to be anywhere near these people who apparently hate me and my friends


To clarify:
neither Em or alyssa or I had said a SINGLE thing after sitting down that anybody should have been pissed off about
if you don't want to deal with teenage girls DON'T go see Twighlight
and the thing that really pisses me off is the fact that i guaruntee you that we were the only three girls in that entire theater that weren't orgasming loudly everytime Robert Pattinson came onto the screen (no pun intended) so before you start bitching about sitting next to 17, 18 and 19 year olds who quietly admire the male form be thankful that you're not sitting next to the 13 year old girl who exhales loudly and creams in her pants at the change of every scene.

I actually feel really bad for you asshole of the year because you did not look like the ideal person to sit next to, but did i judge you? no. Did i sit there and openly tell the people i was with that your girl smelt like cheese, feet and festering ass? no. Did i make fun of your wardrobe bitch about all the shit that i thought you were going to do that would annoy me throughout the movie? no.
Because i gave you the benefit of the doubt, sure when i saw you i knew we wouldn't become friends but i thought "hey he may not be my crowd but i bet he's a cool person"
Because i still have faith in people, that maybe they're not all annoying, that maybe i can learn something from everyone i meet
and apparently you've lost that faith in people, so i'm sorry
sorry that you're life has treated you so badly that you have that cynical of a view of people
sorry that you feel the need to bring others down
sorry that the judgemental quality you flaunt as some sort of twisted defense to whatever you're scared of is going to keep you from getting to know some really cool people further down the road