So today I saw that my roomie bought milk. I was particularly psyched because I was having a PBJ for lunch (with Adam's Peanutbutter, the best thing EVER) and nothing, imo, goes better with that than milk. As I poured I realized that what I was pouring myself was a empty glass of disappointment and resentment. The carton read "Lucerne 100% Lactose Free!"
What is Lactose? Hmmmm... let's see... I believe IT'S THAT THING THAT'S IN ALL DAIRY along with FAT!
Stop screwing with my foods and stopping trying to make me healthier! I reserve the right to kill myself slowly with fatty foods if I fucking want to! And STOP taking the trans fat out of my Dick's Fries too! I mean COME ON! If someone hoenstly needs you to "hold their hand" as Ju would say, through life and they can't drive by the fast food joint themselves without getting food there, they deserve to keep eating themselves into oblivion like an idiot anyways.
Stop it! STOP NOW!
My roomie will RUE the say she put Lucerne in MY HOUSE
