Alright, I admit it, I probably have the least experience out of everyone in this whole production! Okay, I know! I'm aware! But that doesn't give anyone the right to tell me how to do my job! Actors........... OH MY GOD ACTORS! DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DIRECT! I don't care what you think, I don't care if you like how I do it, I.... DO.... NOT.... CARE. If you don't like how I do it, give me a bad review at the end of it. I don't care. Then you'll never have to work with me again. But don't give me tips, or tell me what to do, just fucking act. If I want you to do it a certain may, I'll tell you to do it a certain way, you don't get to explore yourself and your character if I don't like where it's going! OK?! SO SORRY I'M PARTICULAR ABOUT WHAT I LIKE!
Okay, not all of my actors are doing this, actually most aren't. But there are one or two people that I want to slap and just... I don't even know... put a shock collar on them and zap them until they get it right! I'm a good director! I think I'm a pretty nice person! But when people do shit like this I turn into a GIANT BITCH. A GIANT RAVING MAD BITCH.
Don't make me turn into crazy bitch again please people!
